Lets talk about sex

Alpha males telling each other about how much they're 'getting', the good, the bad, and the downright n.a.s.t.y... well, that's not really surprising to me. Alpha females sharing the unsharables... well.. erm.. i sit quietly and do my stuff, but inside i'm thinking: is this typical non-Christian female conversation?

Fathers teach their kids rubbish. Otosan's fantastic reply to "where do babies come from?"

When you marry, you'd take a boat together to see a man who lives on a far away island. On a pillar table beside him sits a huge bowl full of eggs the size of gumballs. He will ask you, 'girl or boy?'. If you reply 'girl', he'd put a pink egg in your outstretched hands. If you reply 'boy', he'd give you a blue one. Then you take it home and plant it.

at that point, I believed him.

kids usually find out about the birds and the bees fast from their friends or through the internet. but since i was not the friendly sort, i was blissfully ignorant.

i remember in Pri 3, i was sketching a picture of William Farquhar when one of the popular girls came up to me:

"Who's that?"
"William Farquhar"
"What's his surname?"
"Farquhar"
"Can you just say the front part?"
"Farq"

She went away proudly to her sniggering clique, while i went back to my drawing, thinking: what e heck was so funny about 'farq'

in Sec 3, i finally found out. and it was only because i asked my best friend Kat what our friend meant by saying that he was going to 'fly kite'.

as if to make up for lost time, so many people around me are talking about sex! Grah~ i must seem like some kind of pervertic weirdo, the wat i keep dictionary.com-ing the meaning og the those dirty words they use. and now that i know... well,, i still hope they'd stop. Its weird.

stapled an accidental tear on my skirt, gothic.... i LOVE it!!!